Jane&Maura Alphabet : O is for really Old
“I played a set once at Stade Rolland Garros, French Open.” “I’d love to hear about that… when we’re really old”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : N is for swab my Neck
“I need you to swab my neck for DNA.” “I’m not even going to ask why.”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : M is for Matching scars
Jane&Maura Alphabet : L is for LLBFF (Long Life Best Friends Forever)
“I think we should just tell him , don’t you? Babe” “Yes. I do. Babe. Tell him” “I truly, really enjoy your company but Jane and I, we’re… ” “Best friends. We’re more than best friends. We’re… LLBFFs.” “Exactly. We’re el-bifs” “Yes, we are… life-long best friends forever. Get it?”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : K is for Knowing you
“No matter what happened to you, you are nothing like that monster. Okay?Yeah, you were a little antisocial maybe a little goofy but that’s not the same thing. Okay?” ||”He’s a charismatic killer, you know? It’s not like you haven’t seen that animal before. He’s dangerous.” “I don’t believe that. I mean, he risked his life to say goodbye to Colin.” “Don’t tell me that you’re finally letting emotion run that big brain.” “I don’t know who I am anymore.” “Come on. You’re the same ridiculously smart, amazing, goofy person that you were before. I mean, knowing that he is the source of the sperm doesn’t change that.”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : J is for Jealousy
“Your turtle has a better bedside manner.” “Tortoise. And I don’t disagree with you, which is why it was a wonderful surprise to find out that he was very tender when he wasn’t by the bed. But in the bed.” “That’s like thinking about my parents having sex.” || “I think he wanted to apologize for trying to kiss me” “Did Tommy make you sign a Title 18, too?”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : I is for I love you
“I like Tommy. A lot. But I love you. And I hate it when you hate me, so I don’t want to do anything to compromise our friendship.” “Good, cause I hate when I have to hate you.”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : H is for Hugs
Jane&Maura Alphabet : G is for Giving each other lessons
“I’ll stay.” “What are you gonna do? Hit him over his head with your Birkin bag?” “W… come on. Give me that.” “No, it’s loaded. I’ll stay up.” “Magazine capacity… 15. Trigger pull… 2.5 kilograms. Line of sight… 153 millimeters.” “Right… have you ever shot one?” “Um…No. No. No. But I’m a fast learner.” “Okay. It’s empty. Okay. Point it. Um, wrap your left hand like this. Okay, now, push and pull. Loosen up. There you go. Push and pull with the same amount of force. Okay? Okay.” “Good? Yeah. You look good.” “You’re laughing at me.” “Okay. It’s loaded.” “I’m only doing this because I’m tired. Okay. Point it that way. All right, now, don’t shoot my neighbors ‘cause I’d hate to have to lock you up.” “Jane? Yeah? Do I look bad-ass?” “Yeah, you look like a bad-ass.” || ”All right. Fighting stance. Nice. He’s coming at me. All right? Boom! Right in the eyes.” “Well, that can do serious damage to the cornea.” “This is my thought, yes.” “You know, I just… I’d feel a little better with a jab, jab, hook, like I do in my boxing class.” “Yes, uh, you know, but by the time you’ve said, “jab,” the rapist has you in the guesthouse, okay? Give it one-two, like, quick. All right, you try.”
Jane&Maura Alphabet : F is for Frankie knows
“So, really, why are you doing this? i thought you hated running?” “Because i told my friend i would.” Your friend?” || “I know Jane took Lily’s cup. Where is it?” “Don’t be mad at Jane. She just did it because she loves you.” “What’s your excuse?”
